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bluehipopotamoTuesday 14th of June 2005 06:10:40 PM
e-relationships - ok. there's been lots of confusion in the Classroomroom about who's e-married to whom and who's having whose e-children (GRRR!) and who is the real owner of teup's hair... :p

so here's what i know. please feel free to add your relationships to this list:

ulven & i WERE married, now divorced because ulven & marta are going to have e-babies together.

delia and zappie are e-married.

psyche has a harem and zappie and maybe (?) teup are members of it.

anyone else? :p
PsycheTuesday 14th of June 2005 06:19:53 PM
- - Gijs is a trusted worker in Psyche`s harem, functioning as a translator.

- Zappie is Psyche`s first wife.

- Psyche is married to Serg284.

- Psyche implied that she wanted to marry Tp`s hair, but didn`t get any positive responce. GRRR..

-This is why Gijs is going to be upgraded to " Psyche`s most valuable hit-man" the next time they meet on the Classroom.

- Ulven was really a part of Psyche`s harem, without his knowledge, but Psyche and Blue made a deal that if Blue divorced Tp`s hair, Ulven wouldn`t be a part of the harem anymore.

bluehipopotamoTuesday 14th of June 2005 06:26:07 PM
- oh, yeah... my hair used to be married to teup's hair without ulven knowing it, but now i'm happy to just adore teup's hair instead of having my hair be married to it :p
UlvenTuesday 14th of June 2005 06:32:23 PM
- Teup's real name is Toupe, as his alleged 'hair' is really a toupe, one which I myself am eyeing off for personal use.

I deny e-mpregnating Marta, as no paternal test has been done. I blame Toupe.

Ulven is intent on greeting Toupe with an e-punch-up at next meeting because it was he who told Bluehipopotamo that he (me, Ulven) had an affair. Ulven has 'befriended' :p a white supremacist in another e-country (another website) in the midst of his confused state following the divorce. After Ulven is finished with blaming anyone but himself for the breakup of his marriage with Bluehipopotamo, he's expected to compose himself and intends on becoming a nun. No, not a monk, nor gender transformaton, but an honest to God male nun. Because, he wants out of the e-marriage business since he has been scarred by the torrential relationship with his ex-e-wife.

Snotra was getting so desperate to find an e-wife at one point that it was speculated he may resort to e-gay marriage, and propose to men. There is no evidence to my knowledge to support this unsubstantiated claim. A rumour which Ulven is fully intent on perpetuating despite lack of evidence.
bluehipopotamoTuesday 14th of June 2005 06:42:11 PM
- since we're on the topic of rumors for which we have no evidence... why don't you tell everyone about you and tom's little adventures, hmm? :p
UlvenTuesday 14th of June 2005 06:44:32 PM
- In the word of Bill Clinton "I did not have sexual relations with Tomkins" (paraphrasing 'tomkins', obviously).
deliaTuesday 14th of June 2005 06:55:25 PM
- gee,why would one marry someone's hair?!

hey,i don't like zappie being part of a harem:(
bluehipopotamoTuesday 14th of June 2005 06:55:53 PM
- you do know bill clinton lied, right? :D
bluehipopotamoTuesday 14th of June 2005 06:57:44 PM
- [quote]Originally posted by delia
gee,why would one marry someone's hair?![/quote]
my hair was married to teup's hair, not me...i had nothing to do with it :p

as for psyche, i have no clue why she wants to marry hair... then again, i have no clue why she married, what, three men? :D
UlvenTuesday 14th of June 2005 07:36:57 PM
- [quote]Originally posted by Ulven


In the word of Bill Clinton "I did not have sexual relations with Tomkins" (paraphrasing 'tomkins', obviously).[/quote][quote]by bluehipopotamo
You know Bill Clinton lied, right?"[/quote]"Ulven, opening your mouth is not your friend".
snotraTuesday 14th of June 2005 09:22:27 PM
- i m still open for a position :D;)

anna r u fre? to come in Classroom room?
TeupTuesday 14th of June 2005 10:06:50 PM
- Haha what a topic.. :D

So I guess neither my hair nor myself are e-married to anyone at this point? Allright then, I'll try to remember ;)

And no, I have never been part of Psyche's Harem... sheesh, just the thought of sharing the room with zappie in his night robe... :p (and he's also the boss..)

Since Ulven was the one coming up with that weird interpretation of Marta's comment, he must have sth on his conscience.. I don't mind him becoming a nun now, it means he'll worship me since I'm still the main god (or sjoet aai see kot) around here, together with gods Snotra and Hoogard :D
MartaTuesday 14th of June 2005 10:28:44 PM
- I think I'll decide for e-abortion since nobody wants my baby:( Alternatively I can give this e-baby to adoption (I can't guarantee how the baby is going to look like since I know nothing about its dad). I think Druhim Vanashta will agree to adopt the baby since she already adopted babyboy and dragon_rider (yes, she was a very young mother). To be continued...

EDIT: Next time I want to be the first one informed about my pregnancy! Besides, I don't want Ulven to be my baby's father. His ex-wife - blue told me about his drinking problem. I cannot let my child be brought up in such a family!

PsycheWednesday 15th of June 2005 02:22:42 AM
- Update, 21.06..

There are a few rumours going around that Psyche is a man AND gay. Also Tp has been mentioned in the gay case.

Blue has become Psyche`s PR-agent, and her job is apparently to promote Psyche`s harem, which also Javier (also known as jvz8a) is now officially a member of as well.

The rumours says that Javier is up for the second wife rank, and people are gossiping because they are wondering how he could be considerated as fast. All Queen Psyche said was: No comment...

Gijs will soon get the message to take "care" of Ulven , since he will not owe up Psyche`s best friend Marta`s baby...phew...and she also warns everyone else..Don`t mess with da Harem family!

MartaWednesday 15th of June 2005 02:27:31 AM
- Maybe I'm just too young for a baby and for a marriage...? What about having e-sister:D Psyche that was a request to you;)
PsycheWednesday 15th of June 2005 02:34:56 AM
- Psyche decided to let the harem and it`s staff have three happy hours in a row, to celebrate the new member of the family! Marta can now call herself princess of "Da`haremia" , BUT she is not allowed to take adventage or usage of the males of the harem as queen Psyche is entitled to.
TeupWednesday 15th of June 2005 02:56:00 AM
- [quote]Originally posted by Psyche
Also Tp has been mentioned in the gay case.
[/quote]

That's a pretty juridical way of saying that just you were gibbering that I would be gay :D
PsycheWednesday 15th of June 2005 03:08:02 AM
- 21.33..

Javier must battle Zappie to get the position as second wife. Zappie may not accept that Psyche is getting several wives. The battle will be fought by bare hands, a real battle of macho-ness that Psyche enjoys...

22.03...

Queen Psyche strongly dismisses the new information... that she is behind the rumours of Tp`s gayness? Everyone know that Psyche think Tp is very dashi!

The rumours also say that Psyche`s original husband, Sergio , was the one behind the gay rumours about Tp ...apparently, Sergio is jealous of Tp ..

Nathan VWednesday 15th of June 2005 03:29:27 AM
E-life & the single alien - Hi I am a tall some what E-single guy (that is unless nikii takes our relation ship past the point of just super close friends)I am a crazy blue rock star with three eyes! OH! & who ever stole my bio pic...I know I'm hot,who can resist the blue dude? I do however,wish to get that pic back & have some one contact me! Be it Nikii or some one else! (Nikii I do still love you)
JavaThursday 16th of June 2005 03:09:44 AM
- I'll probably offending everybody saying this: I see it as sort of pathetic to have a "e-relationship". It makes you wonder if these people are to werid/ugly/lame etc. to get a girlfriend/boyfriend in the "real world".

By the way Psyche:
Teup, dashi? No!
No offence, but have you lost your mind girl? You know he can't compare to BAxT.
MartaThursday 16th of June 2005 03:19:38 AM
- I never tried to deny that I'm weird/ugly etc. Yeah, my bad luck brought me here. If I was prettier I'd spend my time in real life. But being as unhappy as I am I just have to create my life on the Internet. Sad, isn't it. I hope soon they will find some way to eat and drink from the net. I actually believe that e-marriages, e-pregnancy and e-babies will be possible in the future - that's my only hope to have a family! I feel sorry also for all those weird/ugly people who know what FUN is.
:p
PsycheThursday 16th of June 2005 04:37:24 AM
- Tp is pretty Dashi as well! Of course, BAxT is a chapter for itself :p

I agree that e-relationships sucks. It`s the e-harems that rules!
lovely95076Thursday 16th of June 2005 04:43:49 AM
- At first I didn't see what everyone saw in Teups hair, but now I am begining to see.

Marta: would you consider me for the future e-adoption of your would be e-baby if you choose to have it after all? I would be a great e-mommy

Psyche: may I ask what is your e-harem? Everyone seems to be dying to be apart of it.
PsycheThursday 16th of June 2005 05:02:36 AM
- A harem is a harem, still if it`s an e-one :p
I`m glad that people want to get in, but there are just a couple of guys that can enter it, it can`t be to crowdy!

*Update message from da`haremia..23.57*

* Psyche let Zappie go, since he still seemed to be in love with Delia, his wife.

* Psyche upgraded Javier to be her new first wife.

* Dragon_rider got hired and is now in charge of the security, making sure that no-one can escape from Her Highness` country. Ben will be working on developing a new sort of firewall to prevent people from leaving the harem.

*Not that anyone would want to escape from it though. Why should they? :p *

deliaThursday 16th of June 2005 02:11:43 PM
- Delia thanks Psyche for letting Zappie go.She's not a dictatoress after all:)
Delia still wants to visit the harem one day...
bluehipopotamoThursday 16th of June 2005 02:15:16 PM
- [quote]I'll probably offending everybody saying this: I see it as sort of pathetic to have a "e-relationship". It makes you wonder if these people are to werid/ugly/lame etc. to get a girlfriend/boyfriend in the "real world".[/quote]

it kind of depends how seriously you're taking this whole thing. to me, this is... a game. nothing more, nothing less really, just some innocent fun. i have a boyfriend in real life, so i don't let these e-crushes get too serious. my boyfriend would kill me if i was serious about getting married to ulven :p

besides, i don't think any of us are really like our e-personalities. in my case, at least 90% of this is me creating a weird internet personality... i'm not like this in real life.

so... let's not take things too seriously...

oh, and NO ONE here is ugly, just look at everyone's avatars! :)
UlvenThursday 16th of June 2005 05:24:57 PM
- [quote]Originally posted by bluehipopotamo

i have a boyfriend in real life, so i don't let these e-crushes get too serious. my boyfriend would kill me if i was serious about getting married to ulven :p[/quote]*Tearfully cancels scheduled flight to Helsinki*
tmoonThursday 16th of June 2005 06:14:03 PM
- Wow. Everyone would choose the three days when I'm off moving house to re-settle everything ;). No worries, just gotta catch up :D!

Ulven, you are genuinely the only person to have ever called me Tomkins :). Actually, making that point fuels the rumours, doesn't it? We should stop now whilst we still have some dignity left ;).

*buys spare ticket from Sydney - Helsinki on the cheap, then works out how to first get to Sydney*
Dragon_RiderThursday 16th of June 2005 07:17:11 PM
- just to let you all know, i have and e-sister here, Leeny :D

which means Druhim Vanashta, that you have another e-kid :p

Ben
Druhim VanashtaThursday 16th of June 2005 07:18:05 PM
- How many does that make now?

Let's see, DragonRider, Leeny, Savannah, Babyboy....am I leaving anyone out?
Teup started calling me mom too the other day, so I guess he counts as well. I think that is all.
It is weird to have people who are only 7-13 years younger than me call me "mom", but I guess I am ok with it.




bluehipopotamoThursday 16th of June 2005 07:34:15 PM
- [quote]Originally posted by Ulven
*Tearfully cancels scheduled flight to Helsinki*[/quote]
pfft! like you care! you should have though about that before you went and cheated on me with tom... :p

edit - wait, wrong emoticon... *searches for the furious about-to-rip-your-head-off emoticon* ...dammit, there isn't one. i guess i'll have to settle for this: ;)
tmoonThursday 16th of June 2005 09:10:55 PM
- [quote]
pfft! like you care! you should have though about that before you went and cheated on me with tom... :p[/quote]Those are still allegations. I could sue, y'know :D.
HyacinthGardenFriday 17th of June 2005 05:04:09 AM
- [quote]Originally posted by bluehipopotamo


ok. there's been lots of confusion in the Classroomroom about who's e-married to whom and who's having whose e-children (GRRR!) and who is the real owner of teup's hair... :p

so here's what i know. please feel free to add your relationships to this list:

ulven & i WERE married, now divorced because ulven & marta are going to have e-babies together.

delia and zappie are e-married.

psyche has a harem and zappie and maybe (?) teup are members of it.

anyone else? :p[/quote]

How could I have possibly missed all the excitement? I blame my broken computer.
zappieFriday 17th of June 2005 01:32:08 PM
- Kjr Psyche,

Tusen takk for frigjre meg fra haremet ditt!

I wish you a happy e-life with yr e-wifes(?). I want to give yr name to our first e-baby with Delia, the only missing thing in our happy home on the PB server.

Dear remaining guys, do not fight for becoming the first wife(?) 1 Psyche is enough for all of you, as long as you care for yourselves. Remember, after 10 yrs you will be worn out, won't be as much attractive as today. And Teup's hair.. will that still be so thick? I suggest following a healthy diet, doing e-xercises and buying supplements from e-stores.

I am considering writing a novel " 1001 Norwegian nights in Psyche's Harem ". No doubt it is going to be a best seller among the PB members.
grinnerFriday 17th of June 2005 01:45:07 PM
- zappie the king *bows humbly* graces us with his presence... :)

the novel will be first on my to-buy list!
-illchan-Sunday 19th of June 2005 10:17:30 PM
e-gf - Hey there all you guys, i want you to all know that leeny is now my e-gf...so u betta stay away from her...just jokin:)

bluehipopotamoSaturday 09th of July 2005 07:10:57 PM
- i'm rather amused to find that this thread has been moved to the 'wishlist' discuss... e-relationships aren't exactly something i 'wish' for, but maybe that's just me :D