White People Like Language Learning July 6, 2009

white-peopleAn exiciting new website outlining the sterotypical racial differences of white people has shown studying broad to be a common trait amongst white people.
 
Further up the list, they so poigniantly call out the notion of raising multilingual children as yet another trait associated with white folks.
 
It gets better. Further up and securing a spot at #12 on the list of stuff like people like, the popular amongst white people notion of promising to learn a new language.

Since learning a new language is something that most white people fail at, it should be approached with extreme caution. When you hear a white person say that they speak your native language, you will probably think it’s a good idea to start talking to them in said language.  WRONG! Instead you should say something like “you speak (insert language)?” to which they will reply “a little” in your native tongue.  If you just leave it here, the white person will feel fantastic for the rest of the day.  If you push it any further and speak quickly, the white person will just look at you with a blank stare.  Within a minute you will notice that blank stare has shifted from confusion to contempt.  You have shamed them and your chance for friendship is ruined forever.

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